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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Sept 28, 2010 20:02:47 GMT -5
The roaches grew and grew until they were big enough that they could easily use the leftover human artifacts.
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Post by Melinda on Sept 29, 2010 10:56:08 GMT -5
they started to re-build everything that was flattened. they grew farms, and generally made life good for themselves.
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Post by Brandon on Oct 1, 2010 13:46:01 GMT -5
And it came to pass that the roaches did prosper exceedingly in the land. Things were going wonderfully until one fateful morning.
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Post by Melinda on Oct 2, 2010 19:06:56 GMT -5
that morning, they saw a human.
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Oct 4, 2010 19:38:03 GMT -5
"What is that thing?" They asked each other. "It looks kind of like those monsters that would squish us and trap us before the Energy Explosion."
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Post by Melinda on Oct 4, 2010 22:38:15 GMT -5
"its so tiny. maybe we should squish it like they squished us"
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Post by Jason on Oct 10, 2010 20:57:48 GMT -5
So they decided to squish the human. However, this turned out to be a really really dumb idea, because . . .
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Oct 10, 2010 22:52:30 GMT -5
When the roaches became as big as humans, the humans became as durable as roaches.
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Post by Melinda on Oct 11, 2010 9:26:17 GMT -5
the human wouldn't squish. it didn't flatten. it stayed alive through anything!
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Oct 12, 2010 18:50:05 GMT -5
"The darn thing won't die!" said one of the roaches. "Tricksy humanses."
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Post by Jason on Oct 14, 2010 11:38:04 GMT -5
Because somehow this roach had become a Gollum roach!
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Post by Melinda on Oct 14, 2010 15:16:28 GMT -5
(clarification.... what is a Gollum roach?)
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Post by Jason on Oct 15, 2010 23:17:58 GMT -5
(A roach that acts like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.)
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Oct 16, 2010 21:09:41 GMT -5
"Bwahahahaha! Humans shall once again rule the world!" The unsquishable human laughed.
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Post by Melinda on Oct 17, 2010 17:51:15 GMT -5
"now i just have to figure out how to do that. do i start by killing them all off, or trying to figure out how to make myself big again?" he plotted and he plotted
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