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Post by Melinda on Jan 4, 2010 20:21:52 GMT -5
"dont run with life, walk with God"
a Church of christ bilboard in Dickson
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Post by Melinda on Jan 4, 2010 20:22:43 GMT -5
"exposure to the Son may prevent burning"
a First Church of God bilboard in .... Mt. Juliet, TN (i think)
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Post by Jason on Jan 4, 2010 21:09:19 GMT -5
Those are some good ones.  |
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Post by Brandon on Jan 4, 2010 21:59:37 GMT -5
"Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell" - A church sign in Asheville, NC
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Post by Brandon on Jan 4, 2010 22:05:20 GMT -5
The back of a uniform: "Bomb Technician. If you see me running, try and catch up."
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Post by Melinda on Jan 4, 2010 22:15:57 GMT -5
"friends dont let friends go to hell" ~first Baptist Church in Oak Grove, KY (yay Kentucky!)  |
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Post by Melinda on Jan 4, 2010 22:16:53 GMT -5
can i just throw it out there that i like church billboard signs? they are muchly amusing |
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Rachael
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Post by Rachael on Jan 5, 2010 0:52:02 GMT -5
Church billboard signs from the Bible Belt seem to be much more amusing than those from elsewhere.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 5, 2010 1:10:54 GMT -5
oh, they are. Here's another one for you: BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
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Post by Melinda on Jan 5, 2010 12:15:38 GMT -5
there was these two churches in... I think Murfreesboro (i heard about it when i got there) that had just finished having a dissagreement on their billboards. they were arguing back and forth, and back, and forth. i wish i could have been there to see it. then i could share it with all y'all
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Jan 5, 2010 14:28:17 GMT -5
The signs from "fighting" Catholic and Presbyterian churches [Apparently Catholics have a better sense of humor than Presbyterians ] Catholic sign: All dogs go to Heaven. Presbyterian: Only humans go to Heaven. Read the Bible. C: God loves all His creations. Dogs included. P: Dogs don't have souls. This is not open for debate. C: Catholic dogs go to Heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor. P: Converting to Catholicism does not magically grant your dog a soul. C: Free dog souls with conversion. P: Dogs are animals. There aren't any rocks in Heaven either. C: All rocks go to Heaven. |
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Post by Jason on Jan 5, 2010 16:52:52 GMT -5
That's great! I love it!
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Post by Brandon on Jan 5, 2010 22:42:38 GMT -5
The dueling churches are the best! Down in Rock Hill, SC, there were these two churches across the street from each other and they had revivals on the same night. I think they were trying to drown each other out
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Post by Melinda on Jan 6, 2010 14:55:08 GMT -5
i always wanted to go to a revival, or at least to see what one was like. unfortunately, i didnt get there in time my first summer, and somehow, we didnt have any the other summer i was down there. i was kinda sad.
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Post by Melinda on Jan 6, 2010 15:21:31 GMT -5
i read this today in one of my textbooks, and thought it was funny. "Outdoor education is education in, about and for the outdoors. its raison d'etre is that 20th century people have removed themselves from the land- and both they and the land are worse off for it!" |
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