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Post by Erick on Sept 20, 2006 16:01:07 GMT -5
"One can certainly imagine the myriad of uses for a hand-held iguana maker" - Hobbes
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Sept 20, 2006 16:55:13 GMT -5
 That's a good one. Another rought quote: Calvin: "War is a manly art." Susie: "Anything that stupid would have to be. Can I play or not?"
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Sept 20, 2006 17:42:32 GMT -5
 Hobbes: "I don't think giving your mom 'Bambi eyes' is going to get you a flamethrower." Calvin: "Maybe I should sniff a little too, huh?"
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Post by Erick on Sept 20, 2006 21:41:21 GMT -5
"What's it like [being a gir]? Is it like being a bug?" - Calvin
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Post by Jason on Sept 21, 2006 12:42:47 GMT -5
Hobbes: "See, I told you."
Calvin: "Help me gather up the sled, you sissy."
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Post by Ranger Melinda on Sept 21, 2006 12:49:04 GMT -5
sorry to say it jason, but that one doest make much sense out of context.
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Post by Jason on Sept 21, 2006 15:13:34 GMT -5
No, not really, but I like that one.  |
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Sept 21, 2006 15:22:32 GMT -5
Don't worry, Jason, I know what you're talking about.
"Calvin and Hobbes" is great.
Calvin: "Oh yeah, define well adjusted." (Calvin is talking to his mom, next to a snow sculpture of a giant chicken chopping the head off a snowman.)
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Post by Erick on Sept 21, 2006 17:29:25 GMT -5
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Post by Jason on Sept 21, 2006 20:59:24 GMT -5
Or the Revenge of the Babysat? Go Stupendous Man!!!
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Post by The Honourable Ninja-san on Sept 22, 2006 16:29:38 GMT -5
A rough quote:
(Moe tells Calvin to give him a quarter)
Calvin: "Your simean countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity."
Moe: "What?"
Calvin: "Here you go." (tossing him a quarter.) "That was worth 25 cents."
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Post by Jason on Sept 22, 2006 17:08:36 GMT -5
Rough quote
(Susie in the Principal's office)
Susie: "I was so worried you wouldn't believe me."
Principal: "Oh yes, we have quite a file on our friend Calvin."
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Post by Erick on Sept 22, 2006 22:17:14 GMT -5
Susie: You again?!
Calvin: Was I here before?
Susie: Are you crazy?! You were here just two minutes ago!
Calvin: Uh-oh. I'm not still here, am I?
Susie: You're standing right here!
Calvin: Well anyone can see that! Am I here anywhere else?!
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Post by Jason on Sept 23, 2006 14:14:57 GMT -5
Calvin: "As a math athiest, I should be excused from this."
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Post by Ranger Melinda on Sept 23, 2006 21:27:42 GMT -5
you dont have to count this as a quote, but i heard it enough today, it should be.
"hello, this is melinda with western research, and we are doing a survey about the upcomming elections. can we include your opinion?" "no (click)"
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That's a good one.
